Have you been to the UK? I said have you BEEN to the UK, sir?! Because once one has tasted the British "burger" one sees that hamburgers are not 100% delicious. I rest my case.
Yes, I have eaten a "Wimpy" burger in the UK. And it was far from delicious: the patty tasted like half meat and half oatmeal; the bun was stale; and the condiments made everything sour (and subsequently worse).
Further, the "chips" were undercooked and greasy. All this for eight quid.
I will write the medical journal to ask them if the research was peer-reviewed.
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What are these statistics based on? I'd like to see some documentation.
ReplyDeleteRaoul,
ReplyDeleteStraight from the New England Journal of Medicine. Volume XI (5) 2010. Mao
Have you been to the UK? I said have you BEEN to the UK, sir?! Because once one has tasted the British "burger" one sees that hamburgers are not 100% delicious. I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteHercules,
ReplyDeletePoint well taken sir - you have a strong case.
Yes, I have eaten a "Wimpy" burger in the UK. And it was far from delicious: the patty tasted like half meat and half oatmeal; the bun was stale; and the condiments made everything sour (and subsequently worse).
Further, the "chips" were undercooked and greasy. All this for eight quid.
I will write the medical journal to ask them if the research was peer-reviewed.
Yours,
Mao