Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Punch a Fan tied to endangered animal smuggling ring

Interpol has launched a criminal investigation into the popular blog Punch a Fan for its alleged connections to an endangered animal smuggling ring.

A spokesman for Punch a Fan vehemently denied the charges.  "We vehemently deny these charges," the spokesman said. "Vehemently."

1 comment:

  1. Who is this said spokesman? Hired gun from the Canadian Tamil Congress? Or perhaps Rod Blagojovich's attorney?

    Anyway, it's hard to argue with such a sophisticated and articulately stated denial. Mao

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