Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Spokesman Stoned to Death

After an impromptu press conference featuring the spokesman from the Pulitzer Prize winning Blog Punch a Fan, a mob of angry linguists took up rocks and stoned the spokesman to death while chanting "Death to all chronic word repeaters!" and "Iain Smith, you're next...you're next".

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