1.) Don't forget your wallet when meeting for dinner.
2.) Make extra special care not to forget your wallet when meeting for dinner when you know you're going to tell your date you don't want to date anymore. (Really, that's an important one).
3.) Don't try to furtively pass gas when on a date.
4.) Don't mock a date's use of emoticons in emails. I find this one difficult to adhere to. However, it is important not to tell a date that a fucking winky face does not have to follow every joke or jab.
5.) Don't plan a date after a big night of drinking. Besides the obvious temptation to defy Lesson #3, you may look like crap and smell like booze. Apparently, both of these are turn-offs.
6.) Don't order a beer when meeting for a morning coffee.
Many more to come...
And I thought furtive gas could be a good ice-breaker. WOMEN ARE SO CONFUSING! Is there an emoticon for furtive gas? How about )= ?
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