"I am a remorseless eating machine". I have used this quote from the Simpsons many, many times to describe myself.
"I have an otherworldly tolerance for alcohol." I truly believed this.
"My sense of direction is unparalleled". I've always prided myself on having a stout mental-compass, especially in the woods.
In the last twenty-four hours, I became uncomfortably full from a mere 1.5 plates of Thanksgiving dinner, threw up from drinking a couple glasses of wine and got lost in a freaking municipal park.
And so the decline begins.
Riley Park?
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