Sunday, February 13, 2011

Fast and Furious: A Conversation


INT. - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Hercules Johnson, a beer in hand, stretches out lengthwise on a sofa as a commercial interrupts the Super Bowl. Herc's wife, Mrs. Johnson, sits behind the sofa at the kitchen table, sipping wine while she reads a novel.

HERC
Looks like they're coming out with a new car movie...

WIFE
What?

HERC
You know..."The Fast and the Furious"?
Looks like they're coming out with the fifth one.
This new one's gonna be called 'Fast Five'

WIFE
Are you making conversation?

HERC
First they had "The Fast and the Furious," then
"2 Fast 2 Furious," then "Tokyo Drift," the last one
was "Fast & Furious." This one's "Fast Five."
I wonder what the next one'll be called...

WIFE
Fast Forward.

Zing!

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