Saturday, January 22, 2011

Bachelor Days Part 1

In honour of Nobi's brief bacherlorhood (until Mrs. and Mini Nobita get home), I'll recap some of the highlights....Jan. 5th: Had all the makings of a veggie stirfry in the fridge. Went to KFC instead for a double down. While waiting, asked clerk if she wanted to get double down with me after her shift. She said she'd tried the sandwich but didn't like it, and anyway, she had a Chem 11 test the next day. Ate at booth while reading free Auto Trader, but clerk didn't bus any nearby tables, which I would have taken as a sign. Only other patron was large single mom with large toddler in a stroller cradling a fountain drink. Thought of inviting her for road trip to Parksville ('I have a car seat'), but decided to go home and Youtube 'best hockey fights ever' instead. On way home, listening to Nickleback on classic FM, I felt, I don't know...complete.
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2 comments:

  1. Hercules JohnsonJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    You should listen to Bryan Adams' "Heaven" off his Reckless album. The lyric, "...when we were young and wild and free..." seems appropriate.

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  2. Raoul BastardoJanuary 24, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    That's livin' Nobi... That's what's called living.

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