Friday, September 3, 2010

Nine Day Traffic Jam

Phewww...

Nine days in a traffic jam from Jining City to Beijing. Over 100 km long. Ugh..visiting the motherland has its disadvantages. Great rice though.

What do you do for nine days in a car? Play "I Spy" for over a week? Know any good knock-knock jokes maybe?

What are you going to eat? Where are you going to pee and/or poo?

Apparently, the locals started selling food and bottles of water at the side of the highway.

So what do you think I should have done during my nine day traffic jam?

Mao
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